Annie worries about her very average teenage son.
Duncan's friends replace him with Kimberly in their online video game tournament, so he joins the opposition to betray them and humiliate Kimberly. Annie tries to force Jack to throw out all his old memorabilia that is cluttering the garage.
In hopes of getting a promotion, Annie tries to fill her parking ticket quota for the month. Jack tries to be a cool dad, but just ends up making Kimberly and Jing violently ill.
The town celebrates its annual Witch Day, which involves pronouncing a mortified Duncan the “town virgin” for the big ceremony. Annie and Jack steal a dead woman's chili recipe.
The family gets a smart fridge that makes Annie feel replaced - and is from an appliance company with questionable motives.
Jack and Annie visit a 1980s-themed club on their anniversary; Jing makes Duncan marry her; Kimberly acts out for attention.
Jack follows his dream of writing a rock opera when a sexy new plumber steals all of his customers, prompting him to quit his day job.
Annie gets her own public access court show after a confrontation with a rich resident who forced the Harrises from their favorite swimming spot.
When Jack and Annie decide to give the kids more responsibility, Duncan and Kimberly are sent on a trip to the grocery store, only to end up in Mexico.
Annie adopts Wolf when she feels unappreciated on Mother's Day; Jack tries to find Annie a rare flower to make amends.
Duncan runs for class president; Kimberly participates in a cookie fundraiser.
