Stan, Evie and Denise go speed dating and suddenly find themselves involved with their perfect match. Only they also find themselves growing weak and rapidly aging. Even Denise, who's perfect match was a pot-bellied pig named Murgatroyd.

Evie attempts to rescue Stan’s prized possession, his Bobby Orr hockey stick, from the church donation pile, only to find herself transported into the spirit world where she too, is on trial for witchcraft.

A strange crop of flowers starts growing in town, with each bloom bringing a new supernatural horror. Evie attempts to summon Stan's dead wife, Claire to help her stop them.

Denise gets mixed up with a group of goth kids who come to town hoping to contact a demon. Unfortunately, they succeed, and Denise finds herself possessed by the demon and therefore not on Stan's good side.

A mysterious stranger shows up on Stan's door with knowledge of the curse he and Evie are fighting. At the same time, Willard's Mill residents start getting killed by a giant spider.

A mysterious girl runs out into the street, forcing Evie to swerve into a fatal car accident that she must relive over and over and over again.