Perry & Mel review the evidence so far and try to figure out why the girls on campus stopped having their periods, while Carmilla "enacts violence" on the poor Zeta bro below.

In her best Harry Potter impression, Perry attempts a spell to find the magical culprit behind the "Redwing Migration", in order to reveal supernatural beings and find out what exactly happened at the swim team party.

Carmilla interrogates all suspects once again, while Perry is convinced that the strange happenings on the campus are magic-related. Mel has a really hard time believing in the existence of the supernatural.

Backed into a corner, Mel lets it slip that she may have had ulterior motives to go to the party in regards to literally "meat up" the Zetas, so to speak - which also means the suspicions revert back to her. Meanwhile, Kirsch sprouts an unfortunate pair of donkey ears - weird.

Mel reveals why she went to the swim team party, while Carmilla finds out that the "Redwing Migration" is connected to a larger mystical force than the regular players on campus. If even The Dean is worried, than that spell means trouble.

Going over their findings again and hitting a magical book, the strange bedfellows may have found their culprit: the bloodthirsty, capricious, probably megalomaniacal Fairy Queen Tythia.

The girls share the myriad of ways they might put the Fairy Queen back into the statue and stop her nefarious plans - when Perry finally reveals she's the one who most likely let her out accidentally by wishing for something and hoping she gets it.

With a magical batting average of zero point five, Perry attempts to call upon Tythia with a spell. Of course, the Fairy Queen tempts the girls with fulfilling their heart's most desires in order to dissuade Perry. Will she do the right thing?

Perry faces a choice: Rule the universe with Tythia to the detriment of everyone else, or trap her back into the statue. After witnessing the truly horrendous hidden face of the universe, Perry clamps down on the weird and tells Carmilla None Of This Ever Happened. And so, we've found out "how Perry became such a pressed lemon ..."