Shit faced

Drink seven kinds of vodka on Midsummers Eve and you get to sleep with the girl of your dreams. When on a first date is telling rape jokes really the way to impress? Wearing a fake wedding ring might get you the ladies or just get you dragged into the horribly wrong bedroom. Is loads of beer really the answer to a nice evening in the Swedish archipelago? To make your girlfriend feel sexy you might just have to find a way to fake an orgasm.

Is there anything manlier than an old-fashioned barbecue? Hunting your own food might end up in a bad case of friendly fire. Is impersonating a German porn director really the best way to pick up girls in the park? The guy with the guitar always sings his way in to women's panties. How often do you see a bunny blowing up an amusement park? Dating a Facebook addict can get you stuck "in a relationship" before you even get the chance to "like" him. If Carlsberg made rapists, would they probably be the best rapists in the world?

Picking up girls is easier when you're a peacock in a small town than just another rooster in the big city hen house. Is trying to pick up a widow at her husbands wake really the best move? Finding out your new aunts are a bunch of mail-order brides might make things a bit awkward. What to do when you are to sober for the bouncer to let you in to the club? Things can turn weird when you're the only black man at redneck house party. Can love blossom between to cousins or is it just about the sex?

The island of Gotland during The Stockholm Week is the place to be. But is dressing up as Frodo and Gandalf really a smart move if you want to get laid? Pissing on the ancient ruins of the city walls might get you brutally beheaded. Is getting a piercing, tattoo or a sex change the right decision when you're drunk? If you're not careful an innocent game of "Truth or dare" might get you killed. What to do when you wake up hung-over locked in a box about to be shipped in to slavery?

A Bachelor Party kidnapping goes horribly wrong. When getting a stripper for your Bachelorette Party is it really such a good idea to skimp on the cash? Comparing pubic hairstyles can sometimes lead to unexpected fellatio. When playing paintball be careful n/ot to end up crippled for life. Why do women always fight when trying to split a bill? Nothing says love like getting a bottle smashed in the back of your head. Should the bachelorette really be selling drugs instead of kisses?

Desperately seeking Desperate. To dive into dating will sometimes end up with you drowning in the deep end. How do you improve your odds on the first date if you have an 80 % chance of failure? The guys are in it for the hunt so remember to hit the ground running. Have you tried the latest app MILF Hunter that helps you find desperate single mothers? WARNING! Drinking can sometimes lead to unexpected maternity. When the sleazy taxi driver asks you to pay him with a BJ, is it OK for your boyfriend to pay instead?

Before you answer, "I do" make sure your partner doesn't say "I don't". Is it really such a good idea to let the groom's ex-girlfriend hold a speech at the wedding? Did you know that you can tell if it's true love by the absence of facials? Never ever let the mother of the bride show what she can do spreadeagled with a fistful of Ping-Pong balls. Is the tradition for the male guests to kiss the bride the best way to start a marriage? A child can be the perfect wedding gift, if you can find the right wrapping paper.

The morning after the night before. When reality and sobriety hits you like a hammer, last nights decisions might be the worst you ever made. Did you remember to bring your knife to the friendly poker game? When airing out your filthy bed sheets, make sure your mistress isn't still in them. Why lie about the fact that you would rather be out partying than at home having a romantic dinner? Sometimes cunnilingus can be a real tongue twister. Is dick-slapping everything in sight the new black?