Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.
McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.
Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.
Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.
When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.
Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.
After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.
Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.
Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.
Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.
Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.
Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".
After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.
