In an ear-candling fortuity Alan burns Carly's hair. The roommates are called upon to scare straight a big-sized juvenile delinquent.
Kenny impels the residents to take a drug test when Alan smells something suspicious in the middle of the night. By martyring himself C-Bass tries to exact revenge on Alan.
In pogo-sticking, Carly proceeds for a world record. In the meantime C-Bass has suspicions that the Bureau of Prisons is liable for his erectile dysfunction.
The residents fight Kenny for admittance to air-conditioning when a heat wave hits. In the meantime Carly gets a impractical crush on Eulogio.