Phantom makes the social rounds with his colleagues.

CollegeHumor’s favorite be-masked apparition harnesses his chi.

It’s tough to date coworkers, especially when they fear death.

The closest way to a woman’s heart… is through her ribcage.

Buy me some peanuts and venison chuck.

One is a master of dark arts, the other is an incompetent employee. We honestly can’t tell which is which.

The Phantom looks for true love with help from Gale. Tip 1: No fires.

Some creatures only hunt at night.

CollegeHumor’s most masked employee crashes a BustedTees think tank.

Home is where the heart is. The pig’s heart, to be exact.

To be one of us, you must be willing to sacrifice. Your dignity.

If music be the food of love, then he’ll save the penguin meat for later.

Home is where the human heart is.

The Phantom feels the pain of loneliness, or possibly the burns and sores that cover his body.

The Phantom woos Sarah through the universal language of terror.

The Phantom of the Office returns to his own haunts.