After a riot breaks out at Clone High, Abe organizes a film festival to help students express themselves, while Principal Scudworth appeases the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures over dinner.

Clone High refuses to let women or animals play basketball, so Joan devises a plan to become a member of the team, turning Abe "Weakest" Lincoln into a jealous wreck.

The PXJTs are just around the corner, Abe learns the hard way that being Cleo's study partner means being deeply sleep deprived, and a truck driver takes Gandhi under his wing.

After Joan's house burns down, she's forced to move in with Cleo, Abe attends a conflict mediation seminar, and Mr. Butlertron finds himself competing for Principal Scudworth's attention.

The teens at Clone High begin smoking raisins, which sets them on a groovy, music-filled trip, so Principal Scudworth and the PTA develop a plan to fence in the students.

After a clone dies tragically of litter, the Clone High teens are left to face their grief, and Gandhi is wrongfully imprisoned because of his new orange jumpsuit.

Abe procrastinates planning his promposal to Cleo by trying to find Joan a date, Gandhi gets a makeover from JFK, and Scudworth rehashes an old rivalry with John Stamos.

It's prom night, and Abe finds himself torn between Cleo and Joan, Gandhi forms a prom posse, and the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures threatens to take back the clones.

Snowflake Day is coming up, a dumpster diver who may or may not be Mandy Moore steps in to teach Joan the true meaning of the holiday, and Abe sets out to get Cleo the perfect gift.