Max wakes up hungover to find his pregnant best friend Maggie from high school knocking at his door, desperately seeking his help. When Maggie's religious mother arrives they must hide all evidence of his gay life and pretend to be the perfect couple.
Max and Maggie come up with some ground rules for their new charade, even with The Divine's constant buzzing. A flashback reveals a young Max and Maggie's high school years, their fierce commitment to each other and Dorothy's former bad mommy ways.