In an American Santas Grotto, George Bush arrests Santa for being Bin Laden even though Bin Ladens one of the elfs. The I'm a Celebrity guests fly home refusing to eat the in-flight meals. At Number 1, Tony Blair deals with David Blunketts 'Shag Me' Sign on his back.
Tony Blair has a firework display, The X Factor Judges chooses the best mobile phone. Wayne Rooney visits the Slappersaurus, George Bush celebrates '4 more wars' and Peter Andre and Jordan take a walk in a park while Bin Laden launches his Cave Workout video.