Sebastian interrupts the President's cabinet meeting; Vicky lets some steam loose during her boot-camp counseling session; and Bubbles tries to seduce the cruise-ship captain. (NOTE This Episode Is Rated TV-14-V)

Lou and Andy go and search out a miracle; two bank robbers become nervous while they rob a bank; George and Sandra share some tea; Sebastian gives the President a diamond necklace before a meeting with Japanese leaders.

Emily gets processed at a Pittsburgh police station; Linda Flint talks to Steven about when his essay is due; Mark & Tom horse around in the men's locker room; Vicky tries to escape boot camp; Ellie Grace prepares for a tonsillectomy; The team at Starbucks talks about expanding; Senator David White holds a press conference with his loyal wife by his side; Steve and Wendy Ashby meet Steve and Wendy Ashby; Darren asks Linda about getting an extension on his dissertation; Lou takes Andy to see the lions at the zoo; Phyllis takes Mr. Doggy on another walk through town; Bubbles makes a surprise appearance at dinner; Sebastian passes notes to President Steele at the United Nations

In the Season One finale, Ellie Grace turns the table on her mom before her first sleepover; a convalescing Vicky Pollard finds a new voice; yet another U.S. senator apologizes for an airport indiscretion; Marjorie Dawes defends her insult tactics with the Fatfighters class; Carol Beer clashes with an old man; transvestite Emily Howard turns up for a blind date; George and Sandra end a holiday to forget; Dafydd Thomas confronts a pair of lesbian neighbors; astronaut Bing Gordyn threatens a student writing his thesis about the faked moon landings; Celia is insulted by her Ohio hosts but Harvey turns the other cheek; body-building buddies Mark and Tom engage in surgical show-and-tell; and Lou and Andy stagger off into the sunset as Little Britain USA wraps up.