Cathouse: The Series

They've got plenty of money and desire. But when it comes to lovemaking, ""older gentlemen"" sometimes need a little help - and as we see, Bunny Ranch girls are always willing to oblige.

Ranch girls are always coming and going, though one constant seems to be Air Force Amy, an all-time top earner who Dennis calls ""the master of the game.""

Thursday at the Ranch is Tea Party Day, hosted by Suzette and filled with pretty hats, finger food and kinky clothes.

Chantel Lace, a bespectacled vixen with a reputation for bondage, arrives at the Bunny Ranch to help fulfill fetishers' fantasies - but as we learn, few involve sex.

Always looking for new ways to get off, the girls of the Bunny Ranch aren't averse to finding fresh sources of stimulation -- including each other. They're also willing to keep on top of the latest techno trends, like the Ranch's new "teledildonics" chair that allows customers to probe their favorite girl from their home computer! Also, a he-to-she transsexual visits the Ranch for a lesbian encounter (go figure!); Shelly Dushell demonstrates her private shaving techniques; Danielle gets a lesson in "hanky spanky"; Isabella tries to turn a milquetoast into a dominator; and Bridget boogies down at a Friday-night birthday bash.

With plenty of motivation to be a top booker -- from cash to gifts to Dennis" affection -- competitive juices run strong at the Ranch. There'll always be room for niche girls like Bridget (whom we see at work in a menage a trois), but success can also spark jealousy among perennial top earners, despite the best efforts of Madam Suzette. When longtime top cat Air Force Amy accuses Danielle of "bullying" new girls, the situation spirals out of control, and it becomes clear that one of the two has got to go.

Dennis' ongoing "audition" for a new girlfriend has him seeing double -- Jocelyn and Crystal, two blonde twins who do everything (and everyone) together. Also, Oral-sex master Tabitha Stevens drops by to school some of the greener girls on her techniques; and a pimp rival sweet-talks his way into the Ranch bedrooms in a futile attempt to add to his stable.

Dennis is surprised to learn what many of his "cats" consider their favorite position: doggy style! We meet "the full Monica," a Marilyn Monroe-type whose private shrieks of pleasure are heard 'round the Ranch. Also, the girls get some tips about using toys for men; Shelly prepares for an "out" date, and gets some inside info from Max about a big-time spender; and the Bunny Ranch celebrates its 50th Anniversary with a sentimental bash attended by alumni from 30 years ago.