Stallone's Knockouts

Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)

Top Cast

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Dennis Morgan

Announcer

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Nutsy Fagan

Referee

Jackie Stallone

Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone)

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Hal Stone

Timekeeper

Traci Lords

Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator

Tiffany Million

Bambi

Melinda Armstrong

Wendy

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Jeanne Basone

Brooklyn

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Pamela Manning

Melanie

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Eileen O'Hara

Valerie

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Dawn Rice

Dixie

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Helena Le Count

Blonde Karate Fighter