A group of men from a London pub are going on a darts team outing to Boulogne. Various members of the party have different reasons for going and get involved in various adventures.
Stanley Holloway
Charley Porter
Donald Sinden
Jim Carver
Joan Rice
Vera Mitchell
Odile Versois
Martine Berthier
James Hayter
Fred Collins
Harry Fowler
Stan Harvey
Edward Chapman
Mr. Robinson
Bill Owen
Shorty Sharpe
Meredith Edwards
Bert Tripp
George Coulouris
Foreign Legion Captain
Thora Hird
Mrs. Trott
Theodore Bikel
Henri Dubot
Brenda De Banzie
Mrs. Collins
Lily Kann
Martine's Grandmother
Peter Jones
Percy Goodall