Never Say Never Mind

NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.

Top Cast

John Rhys-Davies

Bruce Payne

Nick Brimble

Eric Loren

Vincent Marzello

William Hope

Denis Lill

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Vendela Stjernstrom

Self

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Cecilie Bull

Self

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Cecilie Bull

Self

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Erika

Self

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Dyan Keenan

Leather Nun

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Janet McCabe

Double Oh

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Elizabeth Richard

Queen Elizabeth

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Ebony Gilbert

Helga